Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from school with detention
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Son:
Mum, I got detention.
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Me:
OMG, what did you do?
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Son:
I hit a kid.
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Me:
Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
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Son:
But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
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Me:
COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL, HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.